After further review...

The column about the re-signing of Roger Clemens did not display the child-like excitement that has overcome us since the monumental event. There has been alot of critics that have called his surprise announcement "excessive", but I disagree. I think the Yankees should have made him slide down from The Boss' suite on a zip line while throwing hundred dollar bills to the crowd with William Shatner doing his spoken word version of "Rocket Man" on the Diamond Vision. Let's get one thing straight, he is the greatest pitcher of all time. He can do whatever he wants, and it will be supported by all who write for and visit this site.