Burnett and Sabathia to Yanks: "I got your tradition right here."

Shortly after hearing that Brian Cashman forced CC Cabathia to shave off his beard and all the world was right, I came across this picture from Newsday. If George Steinbrenner were alive to see his two new pitchers covered in tattoos, what would he be saying?

Oh, wait, what? He isn't dead? Ok, what if they let him out of that Tupperware that he has been sleeping in since 1999? I bet he'd be pissed - literally, right in his Depends.