Maybe he can go to work for wEEEEEEEENbc

This photo of the love child of the Crypt Keeper and Rocky Dennis courtesy of Reuters

My Obligatory Don Imus Commentary

Bottom line, this is not a case of First Amendment rights - it is a case of first-rate stupidity. Did you see the list of sponsors that left Don Imus' show for these comments? Sorry folks, but money rules the world, and when Staples tells you to go screw, you can be sure to be unemployed pretty fast.

Enough of my cynicism though, have you SEEN Don Imus? Getting him off of that simulcast saved a lot of children from nightmares. I am convinced that he died in 1996 and they have been pulling a "Weekend at Bernie's" at public appearances ever since.