In news that uplifted my spirits and faith in humanity, the First Lady passed this little gem on to me this morning. Apparently Alex Rodriguez was spotted out on a romantic date with Kate Hudson. It's like he was in bed with Madonna one night and thought to himself "this is exactly what I want, except 40 years younger". I have been living for months unable to escape the notion that the greatest baseball player on the planet could do no better than a washed up, veiny, saddle bag of a pop star. Even though she doesn't start my motor, Kate Hudson certainly fits the bill of superstar girlfriend. Thank you Alex. Thank you for making the world make sense again. |
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Yes, Kate is hot (ranging from smoking Hollywood hot one day to local high school cheerleader hot the next day) but let's weigh the pros and cons here:
PRO
She is not 74 (like other AROD women)
She is hot (not formerly hot in the 1980s like other AROD women)
She is not a stripper (like other AROD women and, therefore, less HIV and less of a chance that Kid Rock fucked her)
She would look great in a Yankee hat in the front row
CON
She drove Owen Wilson to near suicide
She made The Black Crowes even more depressing
She got dumped by Lance Armstrong (a guy who endured more shit that any six people you know, couldnt deal with her)
She dated Dax Shepard from Punk'd (look him up, you'll recognize him)
Her movies may push AROD even closer to homosexuality (ie: Alex and Emma, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, You, Me & Dupree, Fool's Gold, My Best Friend's Girl, Bride Wars - courtest of wiki).
Overall - I am PRO Kate Hudson and I am PRO AROD / Kate for one big reason:
She is not Madonna.
Thoughts?
- T
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