Starting today, the First Lady and I will be taking a well-deserved vacation: toes-in-the-water-ass-in-the-sand style.
While you are slaving away at work, we will be sipping* cocktails (heh- cock) poolside. Be jealous.
*She will be sipping - I will be chugging and taking full advantage of the morons who sold us the "all inclusive" package before checking my background.
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