8/18/09

Looks like you will have to waste time elsewhere


Starting today, the First Lady and I will be taking a well-deserved vacation: toes-in-the-water-ass-in-the-sand style.


While you are slaving away at work, we will be sipping* cocktails (heh- cock) poolside. Be jealous.


*She will be sipping - I will be chugging and taking full advantage of the morons who sold us the "all inclusive" package before checking my background.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh you'll be chugging all right...

Tom said...

Jimmy - to update you (as your readers know, with certainty, that you are passed out)

While you have been gone Brett Tomko shut out the Yankees and Brett Favre signed a 2yr, $25mil deal with the Vikings. Both can shove it as far as I am concerned.

Big Dong Kong said...

My mans... Good fo you. You be missin dem Yanks tear da roof off!!! Beantown beatdown dis weekend. DOES YA FEELS ME?!?!?!?