After living an amazing week like Kenny Chesney and tenderizing my liver in the sun with the First Lady, I have returned.
The Yankees were 4-1 during my absence, including a series win against the Red Sox **ahemnailincoffinahem**. This may prompt some of you to say "you should go away all the time, Jimmy LOL OMG", but I have this to say: This team needs no help from me at this point. But rest assured, if me spending the rest of my life on an exotic beach in Mexico helps this team to win four out of every five games, I would be glad to help out. Somebody call Cashman and get that shit done.