In news that uplifted my spirits and faith in humanity, the First Lady passed this little gem on to me this morning. Apparently Alex Rodriguez was spotted out on a romantic date with Kate Hudson. It's like he was in bed with Madonna one night and thought to himself "this is exactly what I want, except 40 years younger".
I have been living for months unable to escape the notion that the greatest baseball player on the planet could do no better than a washed up, veiny, saddle bag of a pop star. Even though she doesn't start my motor, Kate Hudson certainly fits the bill of superstar girlfriend. Thank you Alex. Thank you for making the world make sense again.