Last night, in the ninth inning, newly annointed TFB man-crush Mark Teixeira recorded his first hit as a Yankee when he drove an RBI double into the gap in right-center field. It will now become my life's work to crack his inner-circle of friends. We are the same age, and he is obviously going to be looking to make new friends in the area. The First Lady and I are the perfect couple to go to dinner with Mark and Leigh. I even have a funny anecdote to start the conversation considering he hit a 400 foot home run off of me when we were 16 in a wooden bat tournament in Maryland. We will be living in his pool house in no time, but I digress. Congratulations, Mark. Call me. Soon.