Apparently the stench of failure attracts dogs

As reported on Yahoo! (because, let's face it, it's not real news when the player is a nobody), Kyle Farnsworth was injured while breaking up a fight between his dogs, "Strike" and "Rambo".

I am almost ashamed of this, but I actually cracked a smile at the thought of this idiot getting his hand ravaged by a bulldog. Unfortunately for the Royals, it was Kyle's non-pitching hand that took the brunt of Fido's chomp.

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