Mo to Pap Smear: "Go get your fucking shinebox"

Mariano Rivera will appear on ESPN's Sportscenter as part of their "Sunday Conversation" feature this weekend. (hat tip to PeteAbe). When asked about Jonathan Papelbon's remarks about his willingness to play for the Yankees, the Greatest Athlete of Our Time had this to say:

“If he wants to do that, he’ll have to wait for me to retire,” Rivera said. “You
know, then I think he has a shot at that. Besides that, he don’t have a shot at
that.”

He was then overheard saying "I fucked guys like him in the ass when I was in the can. Come in here and ruin my fucking party."